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Z is for Zany: Crazy Daze of Motherhood by Jane Isfeld Still

A good mother lives to tell the tale—and a great mother learns to laugh about it. I hope I can laugh as much as Jane Still does in her book Crazy Daze of Motherhood. It seems like Jane has enjoyed more than her fair share of zany adventures (especially since this is her second book!)

I read this quick, funny book in one sitting—you know, sort of. (Jane would understand!) Jane chronicles a number of tales (which probably weren’t all funny at the time) of household and childhood mishaps—stories that all sound familiar and ring true, but Jane tells them with humor. I really did LOL as I was reading, and had to stop to read some of the stories aloud to my husband.

It’s hard to pick a favorite from the book, but one of the ones that stood out was an early story in the book, where Jane’s oldest (then 2) locked himself in the bathroom. After basically declaring a state—or whole country—of emergency, she calls the university her husband attends and has them find him in class. When he finally comes to the phone, Jane tells him to come home immediately and take the door off its hinges so they can free their son (who sounds like he’s playing with the plunger). The resolution might be something that you can only laugh at in retrospect (and with the whole buildup from the story—seriously, if I tell you the punchline now, you’ll be like, “That’s it?” and I’ll be like, “Well, yeah, but only funny.”)

The short stories are also good for moms who have to get up EVERY TEN SECONDS to fetch, serve, feed, quiet, referee, calm, cuddle, love, discipline and otherwise raise their kids 😉 . If you’re so lucky to get to read more than one story in a sitting, you get to see the flow between stories, which is great, especially the references back to previous stories.

In all, this was a cute, fun, funny book. I want to read Jane’s first book, Mother’s Daze, and I definitely look forward to more from her.

What’s your favorite funny story about yourself or your kids? Jane covers hospital stays, locked doors, household appliances, cooking and more—it’s all fair game! (And maybe I’ll make the book a giveaway—if I can bear to part with it. If so, comment with a funny story by Monday night, midnight, to enter!)

I received this book free for review. <sarcasm>I’m bought easily, so a $9 book is worth my good name, reputation and readership. I’m a rubber stamp.</sarcasm> Okay, it didn’t influence my review.

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Y is for . . . L, if you asked my kids

My kids have a few odd speech habits—”feww” for “smell,” “foon” for “spoon,” and today “ball” for “small” (while crying). But so far one of the most persistent impediments is saying Y for L.

  • yeyyow
  • yittle/yiddew (especially Rebecca’s favorite nickname for Rachel, “yiddew baby!”)
  • yeash (leash)
  • And my favorite: I yub you!

I also love little kids’ attempts to jump. Rebecca is obsessed with jumping over the cracks when we’re walking on pavement, but her little feet never leave the ground at the same time (though she actually can jump—just not while walking).

What are your favorite learning (yearning?) processes to watch?

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X is for eXhausting

Rachel’s teething. This morning she woke up at 5 and bawled unless I held her. I can’t seem to get to bed before midnight. And yet nothing gets done! The housework piles up, the kids are couch potatoes or at each other’s throats and every day I fall further and further behind on my work.

Although I typically resort to wasting time on the Internet when I can’t deal with my life, I suddenly think maybe wasting time is closer to what I need to do.

Yesterday, I decided to give myself an extension on my writing project. I haven’t gotten much more “done” today, but I have felt 100% better than yesterday.

I’m really the only one who expects total perfection from me. When I force myself to do everything and be everything for everyone, I can’t succeed. Instead of setting myself up for failure, I need to look at what I’m expecting of myself. Reasonable expectations aren’t just for other people 😉 .

What do you think? How can you tell when you’re pushing yourself too hard? What do you do?

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W is for wacky words

I love the new phrases little kids use!

My favorites from Rebecca:

  • ackshee . . . (actually)
  • s’uw (sure, but without the sh. Or the r.)
  • Kudaihav . . . ? (Could I have . . . ?)
  • Pe-p’ease? (Pretty please?) (This just recently advanced from “Me-mease?”)
  • Mayme we can . . . (Maybe—Rebecca is generating alternatives)
  • F’iends (Friends)

But I think the most surprising recent words were this:

Last night at dinner, we were talking about our visit with Nana (my mom). I asked my son Hayden what his favorite part of the visit was. He decided his favorite part was getting new blocks from Nana.

Here’s the backstory,” he said. And he proceeded to explain in great detail the shopping trip a week ago when we bought the new blocks.

It’s great on so many levels,” he concluded.

(!!)

What are your favorite kid phrases?

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V is for vacuum

And not just because Hayden likes to do it. (Woot—less work for me!)

I’ve got just five days left for the A to Z blog challenge—and about 18,000 things to get done in the next two weeks. My mom went home today and I’m drained on all levels.

So, for a quick discussion: what’s your least favorite household chore?

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U is for underwears!

Rebecca hit an important, long awaited milestone this month: potty training! She was so excited to pick out her own “unnerweaws!” (Minnie Mouse). She was less excited for the actual potty training (though she did like the floppy buns I pulled her hair into; “my siwwy eaws!’ [ears]).

We did the Toilet Training in Less Than a Day method again. Although it book-coverlived up to its name with Hayden, it took two or three days for it to really click with Rebecca.

(I know. I’m disappointed potty training took three whole days.)

But now, three weeks in, she’s doing absolutely great! She’s afraid of “big poddies” (I had to bring her home in the middle of church yesterday to get her to go), but very good at waiting until we get home.

We’re proud of our big girl!

What milestones have you hit this month?

(Another U note: I taught our preschool for the U week, right before General Conference, so I taught the kids who President Uchtdorf [counselor/assistant to the Prophet] is. When Hayden was learning the planets with Nana this week, she was reviewing and tried to get him to name a planet that began with U. “Planet Uchtdorf!” Hayden declared.)