From the annals of Hayden speak

Last night, I caved. Hayden hadn’t fallen asleep after an hour in bed (which is very unusual for him). I went in to him because he was starting to cry—and he instantly asked for toast. Coming from a two-year-old who can’t seem to gain any weight, and who only had a half of a sandwich for dinner, the pitiful cry for “toast” broke down my mean mom resolve and I brought him out for some toast.

Hayden is still working on many of the finer points of syntax (just wait until Linguistics 430, kid!), so his questions are often framed like, “Toast, me?” Or, one of our favorites, “Bite, me?”

So when Ryan was trying to tease Hayden into sharing his toast, Ryan said, “Bite, me?”

Apparently we’ve pulled this joke on Hayden too many times. Rather than offering his dad a piece of his toast, Hayden opened his mouth wide and aimed for Ryan’s nose.

Yep, kid. Your dad said “Bite me.” Good answer.

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4 responses to “From the annals of Hayden speak”

  1. Maria says:

    LOL! That’s great! :)

  2. Romie says:

    Totally fabulous, go kid!!

  3. Twisted Cinderella says:

    Very funny! LOL

  4. Marnee says:

    LOL! That’s hilarious! I love watching their little minds work.

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