State Fair–Unbeatable offer!

The Utah State Fair is coming to town next month. It’s featuring acts like Raven Symone (what, no Cheetah Girls?), Kansas, Kenny Rogers and Smashmouth. Okay, I’ll admit it: I’m impressed. Who knew the Utah State Fair had such a draw?

The fair is also drawing this service, according to the State Fair Event Guide booklet I got at the grocery store:
Excellent. Bob Barker would be proud.

Wait, what does that little box in the middle say?
Anyone, huh? Anyone? Hey Hayden, hop in the car. We’re going to the State Fair to get you vaccinated and microchipped! Hope the insurance covers that…

Kinda adds new meaning to the fair’s “Lost Kids Tent.”