Cultural currency

The other day, Hayden and I were driving to the grocery store. I turned on the radio to the oldies station—right at the very beginning of “We Will Rock You.” We reached the grocery store before the song was over, so naturally we had to sit in the car and finish “We Are the Champions.” Then a day or two later, it was “Eye of the Tiger.” And on the way home, “Mony, Mony.”

Aside from all the important, responsible things I need to make sure Hayden learns, now I realize I have all these silly incidental things that I have to teach him so he can attend sporting events, follow conversations, spontaneously burst into song and otherwise become a productive adult (or at least fit in with my family).

So, what songs do you think fit on this list? So far, I’ve come up with:

  • Take Me Out to the Ball Game
  • We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions
  • Eye of the Tiger
  • Mony, Mony
  • Flower of Scotland, should we ever attend a football game there. (Hey, it’s a possibility.)
  • Takin’ Care of Business
  • Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye

What else?

Comments

18 responses to “Cultural currency”

  1. bellevelma Avatar

    As for songs, all the popular stuff on the radio… any of your favorite songs from broadway plays, theme songs from popular block buster movies…

    And then there are the dances… he will need to know how to do The Cha Cha Slide, The Macarena, The Electric Slide, The Chicken Dance, The Hokey Pokey…

  2. Elaine Avatar

    How about Louie, Louie? or Rock around the Clock? or Shout!

  3. Elaine Avatar

    That would be ‘Shout’ as in “Girl, ya make me wanna…Shout! Lift my hands up and…Shout!…” not as in “Shout. Shout. Let it all out…These are the things we can do without. C’mon…”

  4. Jordan Avatar

    @bellevelma—I’m sure the popular dances and songs in ten+ years will be a bit different (though I suspect we’ll have learned the Hokey Pokey and I think the Electric Slide may still be around).

    @Elaine—Oh, good ones! (I knew what you meant, but the clarification made me laugh)

  5. Dad Avatar
    Dad

    “You are my only one”

    Obviously, “Today”

    “Baby Beluga”, which he already knows…

    “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”

    Oh well, cultural literacy?

    http://www.readfaster.com/culturalliteracy_test.asp?tid=29

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0618226478

    and the Google Books version of the same…

    Dad

  6. Madame M Avatar

    Well, in addition to what you mentioned, I’ve taught Herr Meow the finer points of “Whoomp! (There it is)” and “Who Let The Dogs Out (Woof! Woof! Woof!)”and I sing “Wipeout” whenever he loses his balance. He’s set for many sporting events that way :oP

    Oh and the whole cheerleading bit “when I say ____ you say ____” mostly because it’s cute to hear him reply.

    I know more will come to me as I think of it, but I gotta say there are few things as cute as a tiny person doing the stomp-stomp-clap –or some version thereof– is there?

  7. Jazzy-Pha Avatar
    Jazzy-Pha

    I like it
    I love it
    I want some more of
    don’t know what it is bout that little girl’s lovin but I like it I love it I want some more of it

    SHOT through the heart
    and you’re to blame
    darlin you give love a bad name

  8. Babys got blue eyes Avatar
    Babys got blue eyes

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEY baby! I want to know oh oh if you’ll be my girl

    They play that at a lot of football games.

  9. Karen (Pediascribe) Avatar

    What about that one they sing in Ferris Buehler….on th parade float….”Twist and Shout.”

    And then there is the one at sporting events where it’s:
    Na na na na na na HEY…..(and then you chant at the end “we’re gonna kick the snot outta you HEY” 😉

    And then ones my kids love….”Hang on Sloopy” (of course, it’s Ohio State University’s theme song) and then there is the Pat Benatar song they know “Hit Me with Your Best Shot.”
    Then there are the ones that come on Radio Disney now as “new” songs and the kids are blown away that we know ALL of the lyrics. Probably b/c they are remakes!!! Like “Walking on Sunshine.” 😉

    I’m glad you see that it’s important to pass on your past. 🙂

  10. Jordan Avatar

    LOL, I’m too young to have heard these songs when they came out. Heck, my mother’s too young to remember when half of these came out!

  11. swirlingnotions Avatar

    Old McDonald has been getting a LOT of play around our house lately ;-). I was totally laughing while I read this, though, Jordan. I found a “best of the 80s, 90s and now” station (with a heavy emphasis on the former two) and have it sequestered away in the far right spot on the button program, where my husband won’t likely push. He’s a pretty easy-going guy, but when I sing 80s songs, it drives him nuts. 🙂

  12. Yo Mama Avatar
    Yo Mama

    Every one should know the Star Spangled Banner! And of course jingle bells, batman smells.
    Also, our fam favs of Mr. Johnny Rebecc, Come up, Who’s got the pain, kicked old Nellie!

  13. Kandy Avatar

    Danke Shein (or however the heck the Wayne Newton song is spelled lol)

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    Mr. Roboto

    Yellow Submarine

    Supercalifragilisticespiallidocious

    Cat’s in the Cradle

    Any Air Supply or Chicago tunes

    All I can think of right now 🙂

  14. SummerM Avatar

    Bad Reputation. That’s one we rock out to plenty around here. LOL

  15. KellyO Avatar

    I thought you said you were listening to the “oldies” station. The songs you listed are from the 80’s…those are not oldies! Oldies are from the 50’s! LOL

  16. Jordan Avatar

    Yeah, our oldies station plays ’80’s music (“Eye of the Tiger”), but “Mony, Mony” was originally recorded in the 60s. “We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions” is from the 70s.

  17. Dad Avatar
    Dad

    Thought of a few more:

    Johnny B. Goode

    The other Ferris Buehler song was Danke Shane (however they decided to spell it)

    Respect by your Aunt Aretha

    Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys

    Blue Suede Shoes

    Walk this Way

    Mr Tombourine Man

    My Generation

    Devil Went Down to Georgia

    Blowin’ in the Wind

    Hmmm… Come to think of it, see the Rolling Stone Mag’s 500 best

    http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/500songs

    Dad

  18. Ursula Avatar

    Oh, you can’t talk sports and not say Sweet Caroline (tells you my baseball loyalty)!!

    Some songs that Andrew has loved this summer have been:
    Iko Iko by the Dixie Cups
    Dance Tonight by Paul McCartney
    Rainbow by Jack Johnson
    Quieremos Bailar by Dan Zanes & Barbaral Broussal
    Sea of No Cares by Great Big Sea
    Ooh La La by Counting Crowes
    ROCK in the USA by John Mellencamp
    Walking on Sunshine by Katrina & the Waves
    Ice Cream Man by the Modern Lovers
    Bob Roberts Society Band by Jimmy Buffet
    Catch the Wind by Donovan

    I have very eclectic music tastes, and the best times we have around music are Saturday nights listening to Prairie Home Companion. I grew up listening to PHC and it’s so great to share it with my son!

    What I used to listen to when I nannied in Boston was this show from Emerson College called The Playground. Saturday and Sunday evenings you can listen online-you’ll all love what you hear. http://www.wers.org/playground

    Oh…now I want to be back in Boston even more….