Hayden should start working on his stand up routine. This is from the last week:

“I’m a fan of Phineas and Ferb. I have been since I was born.”

Discussing weather appropriate attire: . . . “Short sleeves, which I’m wearing, and short pants, which I’m not wearing. . . .”

“I’m a fan of monkeys.”

“Why do you always have to go putting the brakes on my fun?”

But I don’t find this funny at all—I find it adorable: